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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) That’s fucking gross, Cosmo (via ivyyy) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~ (via disgustinghuman) i just gagged. (via sexisbeautiful) the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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DED

*moof goes to the gym*

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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My 14 year old cousin has more of a body than i...

That little bitch.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Good morning!

Dec 29th

comf asked: Nose fetishism (or Nasophilia) is the sexual fetish (or paraphilia) for the nose. This may include the sexual attraction to a specific form of physical variation of appearance (such as shape and size), or a specific area (for example; the bridge or nostrils). The fetish may manifest itself in a desire for actual physical contact and interaction, or specific fantasies such as the desire to...

Dec 29th

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comf asked: Nose fetishism (or Nasophilia) is the sexual fetish (or paraphilia) for the nose. This may include the sexual attraction to a specific form of physical variation of appearance (such as shape and size), or a specific area (for example; the bridge or nostrils). The fetish may manifest itself in a desire for actual physical contact and interaction, or specific fantasies such as the desire to...

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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So everyone's coming out of the BDSM closet now,...

Please.

Dec 27th

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“Books were to her not an end in themselves but a substitute for living.”

– Virginia Woolf

Dec 27th

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Last night was the best Christmas i’ve had with the family in a while. Aside from the occasional “do you have a boyfriend / why don’t you have a boyfriend?” comments. Followed by an awkward silence provided by moi. My aunt kept pushing beers on me; she can party. The family finally saw me drunk but it’s okay! Because by that time they were all wasted & probably...

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Last night was the best Christmas i’ve had with the family in a while. Aside from the occasional “do you have a boyfriend / why don’t you have a boyfriend?” comments. Followed by an awkward silence provided by moi. My aunt kept pushing beers on me; she can party. The family finally saw me drunk but it’s okay! Because by that time they were all wasted & probably...

Dec 25th

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I had the most magical udon noodles today.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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certainshadeofmoreno replied to your post: There are a lot of rad dudes on tumblr. i’m kindof a fag hag. but for lesbians. don’t those have names? aren’t they stags? wait, no. whatever they are, i want one. come be my friend!

Dec 23rd

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caosfinal replied to your post: There are a lot of rad dudes on tumblr. we should drink some tecate then hit up a show & find ourselves some tail. You’re actually one of the dudes i was referring to.

Dec 23rd

yawn.

Dec 23rd

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There are a lot of rad dudes on tumblr.

What happened to all the guy friends i used to have?? Oh yeah, they’re all just interested in my tang now. Can i just get a male, hetero-ish best friend? One i can drink beers with, i can help you with girl stuff / you can tell me to suck it up when i’m being a little bitch. We can talk about porn & go to gigs together. So yeah? Want a smelly dyke as your mejor amiga? ORRR, Rozzi...

Dec 23rd

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autosuficiencia asked: What would you do if tomorrow you woke up & your nipples were completely gone without any scars or anything just flat skin & then after you leave your room you find out your dad died last night & several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept & sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should...

Dec 23rd

autosuficiencia asked: What would you do if tomorrow you woke up & your nipples were completely gone without any scars or anything just flat skin & then after you leave your room you find out your dad died last night & several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept & sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should...

Dec 23rd

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